Showing posts with label Professional Wrestling. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Professional Wrestling. Show all posts

Friday, June 12, 2015

The Pay Winda' is Closed



In Professional Wrestling, it is pretty hard to stand out. There are tens of thousands of guys with big muscles. There are lots of tall guys. Guys weighing as much as a small car?  Yup. Even being insane will only get you so far, they have that covered too. What decides, often, how popular you are or are not is what people see in you, and how they see themselves.

If you think about some of the biggest names in Wrestling, you often find a lot of idealism. Hulk Hogan, the 6'6", muscle-bound bleached blonde guy. Ric Flair, the man who lives a life of luxury. We could even throw in Bruno Sammartino; he had a simplicity about him, but he had the body (and still does) chiseled out of stone. This is something wrestling has always done well, it presents these figures that were, perhaps, out of reach for most, and gives them values to make them either detestable or inspirational. Pretty simple. The good guys, they do what they do out of righteousness, and we cheer, but rarely could you feel a kinship.

Then, there was Dusty Rhodes. The Son of a Plumber. Perhaps, most of all, the American Dream. Idealism took a holiday. Here came a man who, in time, settled in with his protruding gut, his scraggily, short blonde hair, and his prominent lisp. What did this man have to offer? Confidence. The confidence of a working man. He did not have the genetics, he did not have the heritage, he only had a belief in himself. I don't want to sell short his ability to speak because he has cut some of the best promos in the history of wrestling. The reason why he was so effective was because, somehow, the atoms of the universe came together to create this human being primarily consisting of shortcomings and mass, and granted him the confidence of an adonis.


He took a lot from the promos of Thunderbolt Patterson, but he made it his own. The people looked at this guy, and he could easily be the dad who lived next door, or the mechanic down at the shop. Instead, he was a professional ass kicker. He was a cowboy. Dusty toed the line between stylish and steeled. Fans could see themselves as him; an idol that isn't ideal. His speech impediment became endearing, his promos would tout his flaws, but never suggest he was anything less than the best.

Dusty was rarely, if ever, a heel. The people loved him too much. He did battle, most notably, with the Four Horsemen and the Russians. And when they would cross him, or put him down, the fans knew he'd be back. They knew because Dusty knew. When the Horseman tied him up in a parking lot and readied a bat to break his arm, he told them "Make it good!". He knew that if they didn't put him down for good, he'd have his revenge. John Cena 'never gives up' in this more kid-friendly atmosphere of wrestling (which I approve of whole-heartedly), but when Dusty took his beatings, his comeback was about retribution not morals.


Dusty Rhodes represented a caste of people who were never represented at that level before. The working man, the average human being with some belief in themselves. It wasn't just a moniker. Dusty Rhodes looked like a man who had over-achieved. That was the American Dream. To do better with life than the place in it you were given. He was an outlet for the folks who got home from work, kissed their kids on the forehead and sat down on the couch to relax. He believed in them, and they believed in Dusty Rhodes. It's a sad day for the working class.


Monday, January 16, 2012

Hallowicked vs. Mike Quackenbush - 12 Large Summit - Anniversario and His Amazing Friends - 5/21/11



This may be my pick for most fun match of the year so far, and it's actually my favorite match I've seen this year. The entire first 6-8 minutes are devoted to matwork. And not just switching headlocks and hammerlocks, they actually are intuitive and reactive with it. When Mike puts Hallowicked in the Indian Deathlock, he first tries to go for Mike's leg, before squeezing out the back and into a headlock of his own. Of course, the hallmark of a CHIKARA match isn't just great wrestling, it's also a sense of humour, as displayed when Quack tries to escape a headscissors by using a kip up, only to kick out right into the ropes. "What are these doing here?"




They trade a couple of dives on the outside, including Hallowicked nearly taking out a kid, followed by a Quack Asai Moonsault which he was pretty proud of.
When they return to the ring Quack uses a unique armbreaker using his feet. This starts the bulk of the match, which is Quack taking one of his first students to task with every arm wrench variation he knows.



Wrestling has always had a different set of physics from the rest of the world. I think this match is one of the best examples of wrestling physics. In reality, a move like a full nelson would only be moderately effective and it would vary depending on your own strength. But in wrestling, it's raw fury and break neckitude is off the charts.



All holds have counters, and that is where we dabble into the British Catch as Catch Can style, wherein they have the tricky escapes like, bringing your knee up to your arms, grabbing it and kicking down to break out of the nelson. It's stylish enough that it's pro wrestling, but it's just real enough that it's viable. Even if it's not recommended should you be attacked in a bar with a Full Nelson. I don't think the Warlord goes to bars anymore anyway.



Attack and escape are of the utmost importance in this match, and they make it all viable enough that you're really intrigued with how they'll counter one another. And when they break into the highspots to close out the match, it's just as fluid. And when they finally hit the 3 count, it's a counter that does Quack in. Really awesome match, and you should go out of your way to check it out.